glittervaginer:

i love avocado more than anything ever this is forreal 

rapewhistled:

i dont sleep anymore it was a necessary choice

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power


dink-182:

samuelboyd:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Perfect

(Source: makemuscle)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles